THE RUMP NEWS
Trump train to Crazy Town, All Aboard Loopy Express
By Terrance Gavan - Editor hen Donald Trump is finally relegated to the dung heap of devious nincompoops who have inhabited the White House (he's the ranking member) will the Republican Party have any dignity left, or will the party just stop? It's...
Collusion delusion is over says Donald Trump and then he goes off
If it doesn't blow you can forget about television for that night. We believe that children should be taught to love our country, love our flag . . . and my father was born in a small town in Germany. Also. Wind turbines cause cancer. How stupid is Donald Trump? Very...
The ‘oranges’ of my family goes way back to 1905 when my father Fred was born in a small town in Germany
Is Donald Trump suffering from Alzheimer's or some form of brain tumor? That is a question that people must consider as we move forward into the 2020 election campaign. Trump recently appeared on television slurring the word oranges instead of 'origins' and that is...
Hopscotch, or plain scotch? Are we sure Trump is a teetotal?
The president of the USA is a moron, a dunce, and a decrepit ball of fluff. And he has the functioning brain of a three-toed sloth on librium. How many stupid things does Trump say on a daily basis? This short video will endeavor to demonstrate just how crazy he is....
Donald Rump’s deflecting, usurping, shitting, flaccid finger wags et al
Just how stupid is the president of the USA? Pretty fucking stupid. And he seems to go out of his way to prove it at least 22 times per day. That's his current rate of lying in his second half of term. Up from 5.9 times daily in his first half. Just look at this...
Trump clues – Cue cards for the dotard with three points per card
SEAMUS O'BRADAIGH - RANT WRITER AND RACONTEUR Oh, well we know how the senile mind functions in these days of 'whine and manifestos' as Donald Trump rumbles, stumbles, mumbles and fumbles his way through the treacherous archipelagos of his loosely-slung brain. Thus...
Trump and Sessions are locking children up with plans for tent cities – war crimes
TERRANCE GAVAN - EDITOR AND BLOGGER There will be more. More human rights violations and more racist policy emanating from the White House. Ripping children from their parents and imprisoning those children in slapdash facilities for undetermined lengths of times is...
The Putin and Trump connection has a Manchurian flavor to it . . . innit?
‘Every time he sees me he says, “I didn’t do that,” and I really believe, that when he tells me that, he means it,’ Trump says after meeting Putin at Vietnam summit. Terrance Gavan - Editor and Raconteur The simple fact remains: Donald Trump is flaccid on Russia and...
Is Comey the “meddlesome priest” or a deus ex machina? Or both?
"Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?" Henry II vis Thomas A Becket. Who was assassinated some days later by two knights named Giuliani and Lewandowski. "What miserable drones and traitors have I nurtured and promoted in my household who let their lord be...
Trump is confused about deploying troops for law enforcement
Seamus O'Bradaigh - Editor and Valedictorian "I'm sending troops to the border and we're going to stop all this nonsense, right now," says Donald Trump. The nonsense is a caravan of Honduran refugees and the troops he intends to deploy are American soldiers, marines,...
The president of the USA is being sued by a porn actress … Donald Trump is nuts
No precedent for the absurd masturbation of this president ... except insanity! SEAMUS O'BRADAIGH - RANT KING Donald Trump, aka David Dennison, is being sued by a porn actress. Donald Trump is the sitting president of the United States of America. He is being sued by...
State of his union? Cloudy, moronic and dark with a chance of impeach
Donald Trump is a shaky, scrofulous, shitty human being SEAMUS O'BRADAIGH - POWERFUL PUNDIT 'Tis the season for the speech. One hour of Donald Trump written by Matthew Miller, with anecdotes from your least favorite great-uncle, lit up on his 13th Jameson's and...
Benedict Donald descending into the depths of hell –
SEAMUS O'BRADAIGH - FROM A SHITHOLE COUNTRY Is there a doctor in the house? Seriously. We need a doctor. Trump's America is being drawn into an unscalable pit of remorseless and gratuitous pond slime and there's some cat living in his house named Stephen Miller, who...
Trump: Why are we having people from “shithole countries” coming here?
“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?” Trump said, after being presented with a proposal to restore protections for immigrants from those countries as part of a bipartisan immigration deal, according to the Washington Post,...
A president in crisis – Donald Trump rises to bait … declares himself a “stable genius”
TERRANCE GAVAN - EDITOR EMERITUS The only stable genius I ever knew was Mr. Ed and he was a talking horse. Not only could Mr. Ed talk. He was also an erudite, kind, caring and very empathetic animal. Mr. Ed cared about people, animals and his erstwhile owner, Wilbur....